Tag Archives: silliness

Ode to a spray bottle of CLR

Ghastly smells under soap bar, nasty under the seat not ajar, the gross look of tile film noir forces me–I just want to go–aargh. But then I take down my jar to spray all those stains so bizarre. Then I … Continue reading

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later to laughter

later is close to after and merged together is laughter but if you ask me later about where this is going after I’ll deny it or break down in laughter. A disguise, really, until much, much later when I may … Continue reading

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Yeti the Small

Yeti the lemming searched the buds bursting out for her prefferred colour of spring and sat, chin high, motionless upon a proffered rock to do so. Much happens in an arctic minute if she had a seasonal friend, fowl and … Continue reading

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There’s An Elk in the yard eating greenery

Why all this contemporary foolery? Who benefits from an anniversary with chickens and fecal matter rubbery? And come on–who did that musically beanery perfumery??? Seriously: you need help proctologistery. Heck, really, the tomfoolery lasts from toast buttery until far into … Continue reading

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lego my eggnog please

there is no l in eggnog no n in lego but all the others are shared and rid of the l and n (and duplicates) we’re left with only an ego intact mere coincidence? i think not consider: it is … Continue reading

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Twelvetide Silliness coming: run for the hills!

I think I’ve recovered from the April Silly poems ordeal and am planning a December flight of folly when I’m off work and more inclined to wax poetical. So I thought the Twelve Days of Christmas would be an appropriate … Continue reading

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It is in the laughing that families find their soul surely the tears bind the emergencies group the trauma unites but the gut shaking guffaws endless tearful giggles welling up unwarranted chuckles more grin than sound snorts, not so dry, … Continue reading

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