Lep War Rattle

This silly haiku comes with a choose your own ending:

Leprechauns whittle
teeth to prepare for battle.

A:
Tries human mettle.

B:
War will be total.

C:
Green men gone postal.

D:
Prepare hospital!

E:
Blood has count Prandtl.

F:
That won’t entitle.

G:
We’ll be skeletal.

H:
Give gold to settle.

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