The unmistakable logic of Metu of Vos

Stavols eat grass
Grass turns sunlight into food
Stavols eat sunlight
Sunlight can make you blind
Stavols can go blind while eating
The blinding is temporary
Stavols who look down can recover
The grass is down
Recently blinded Stavols notice the grass
Grass is tasty to Stavols
Stavols eat grass.

Found in the papers of Metu of Vos by O’Diru the famous Archivist of Idiocy, Museum of Culture, Vos, Lirda. For those not acquainted, a Stavol is a semi-wild herd animal of fierce disposition, not noted for their brains.


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